Scott L. — Number One Raider
Riding to the Beat
Gunslinger
Legendary sharpshooter—lightning-quick—
he whips his pistols—trigger pulled—
because he’s bad.
Real bad.
Quick draw.
No flaw.
He’s got laser eyes
that’ll burn your hair—
bad hair day.
Just like Superman.
Scott L. never has one.
Always superfine—
Number One Raider.
Ladies—
hypnotized—
by the glide,
by the slide.
No rhyme.
No dime.
Still shine.
Scott L.,
Number One Raider—
mounts his ride,
headphones on—
LL Cool J—
game on.
—dust lifts—
Wile E. Coyote chasing
Road Runner—
gone in a blink—
All you mothers—
hide your daughters!
Scott L.,
Number One Raider—
ridin’ to town—
knockin’ ’em out.
From the S…
to the R…
Scott L.,
Number One Raider!

