🌟 Ham and Cheese Sandwich, Where Art Thou, My Beauty? 🌟
…But first, I look down—and lo! What do I see?
A ham and cheese sandwich,
staring back at me with star-gazed eyes—
whispering, “Catch me if you can!”
My eyes wide, drool cascading.
One eye on the sandwich—one on the soda pop, chilling.
Footnote: This is a micro-variant adapted from my full poem, “Ham and Cheese Sandwich Just for Me.”
Mastercraft Rating: 99.5% – Percentile: ~99.5th

