📡 ⚠️ EMERGENCY ALERT — NATIONAL BROADCAST SYSTEM ⚠️

Written By Scott L.

👽 THE ALIENS ARE COMING… IN THEIR UFOs! 🛸

This is not a drill.

Repeat — this is not a drill.

Unidentified Flying Objects have been sighted entering Earth’s atmosphere.

Estimated time of arrival: SOON.

Citizens are advised to remain calm — and RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Proceed immediately to the nearest Monopoly board,

collect $200,

and move directly to Costco.

Secure essential supplies:

Toilet paper. Water. Frozen pizza. Emotional stability.

Then — ROLL OUT like doughnuts.

POP like Pop-Tarts.

But maintain composure at all times.

Take shelter in your abode.

Lock your doors.

Unplug Alexa. She may have already switched sides.

🥖 End of transmission.

Epigraph:

For those who listened, and still made it home.

Scott L.

Born Blessed in South Korea in 1969 and raised in Baltimore, I’ve built a career with 20 years in customer service and 10 years in behavioral health. The crowning jewel of my studies came when I earned the only passing grade of an A from a Harvard professor — a true master of the craft of Shakespeare

And the English language, whose guidance opened the gateway to worlds of imagination, discipline, and wonder.

Married for 25 years, I share the good life with two dogs (Isabella and Juliet) and one cat named Maddie. In my free time, I enjoy writing, biking, gospel music, and spending time with my pastor and friends.

https://www.eastwindpoems.site
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