Medical Command Directive
If conditions have already drifted out of orbit—you know who you are. Listen for the signals: “Gym today?” “You good with that portion?” You’re in the zone.
Zone confirmed. Action required. Dial 808-555-HELP—do it now—to speak with board-certified bariatric surgeon, Dr. Now, MD.
Disclaimer: Do not sneak food into patients’ hospital rooms—per Dr. Now, MD. Not even a Snickers bar.
—Nurse Alvarez, Patient COMPL.

