Honey Smacks 🍯 🐸 Oh Yeah!
CORRECTION
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After further review, the correct year was 1981.
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Summer had arrived early that year. Although the calendar still had another week to go before the official start of the season, temperatures were already pushing into the mid-90s.
"Good morning, sweetheart," Scott said. "I just brewed some coffee. Would you like a cup?"
"That sounds wonderful."
The night before had been busy. After a Costco run, several items had been been left in the foyer waiting to be brought inside.
A few moments later she glanced toward the entryway.
"Honey, could you bring in that sugar when you get a chance?"
Scott stopped.
Sugar.
Sugar Smacks.
Honey Smacks.
He looked over the top of his coffee cup.
Something wasn't adding up.
As Scott thought about it, another memory came rushing back.
Years earlier, he had spent countless hours driving from store to store looking for that one box of Sugar Smacks.
The first Wallymart didn't have it.
No big deal.
The second Wallymart didn't have it either.
"Okay," Scott thought. "This is strike two. I'll give it one more shot."
That seemed perfectly reasonable.
Then Wallymart No. 808 didn't have it.
Scott couldn't really count the third location as a strike.
After all, he had acted in good faith.
The GPS directed him there.
Everything suggested it was a valid destination.
How was he supposed to know it was closed for repairs?
As Scott approached the shopping center, everything appeared perfectly normal. Traffic was moving steadily, and the Sam's Club next door was packed with customers coming and going.
For a moment, he relaxed.
Then he turned toward Wallymart.
The parking spaces nearest the entrance were empty.
That wasn't normal.
The closer he got, the stranger it felt.
Finally, he spotted the sign.
CLOSED FOR REPAIRS.
Scott sat quietly in his car, staring through the windshield.
The Wallymart was closed.
The Sam's Club next door was packed.
Nothing about the situation made sense.
He leaned back in his seat and sighed.
"So what now, brown cow?"
The brown cow answered back.
"Go home."
Scott frowned.
"Go home?"
"Yep."
"What about Sugar Smacks?"
"Go home."
"What about Wallymart No. 808?"
"Go home."
"What about the GPS?"
"Go home."
Scott stared through the windshield.
Then he shook his head.
"God help us, not yet."
June 2026
The brown cow's advice was sound.
Scott ignored it.
"God help us, not yet."
There was still one more Wallymart he could try.
Besides, he needed gas anyway.
And if he happened to find a late-night snack while he was there, so much the better.
At the time, each decision seemed perfectly reasonable.
The first store had been strike one.
The second store had been strike two.
Wallymart No. 808, closed for repairs, did not count.
Scott stood by that ruling.
As the miles passed beneath his tires, he kept one eye on the road and the other on the clock.
If he hurried, he might still make it.
The parking lot finally came into view.
For a moment, he felt a surge of optimism.
Then he saw the lights.
Or rather, the lack of them.
The store had already closed.
It was just after 2 a.m.
Scott sat quietly behind the wheel.
The third strike had finally arrived.
Not from a missing box of Sugar Smacks.
Not from a crowded parking lot.
Not even from the brown cow.
The clock had struck him out.
With his tail tucked firmly between his legs, Scott headed home.
The cereal remained missing.
The questions remained unanswered.
Scott looked down at the marble and smiled.
Over the years, he had almost let the mystery go.
Almost.
But not quite.
Every now and then it would drift back into his thoughts.
A question left unanswered.
A loose thread.
A small mystery waiting patiently in the background.
The marble remained where it had been left.
A small reminder that time changes more than we often realize.
Stores come and go.
Names change.
Questions that once seemed important eventually find their answers.
Others quietly fade away.
Years earlier, Scott had chased a mystery across parking lots, highways, and Wallymart aisles.
Now the answer seemed almost obvious.
Sugar Smacks had become Honey Smacks.
Simple.
The Bible lay open on the table.
Coffee cups sat nearby.
His wife rested a hand gently on his shoulder.
"Sugar."
"Just sugar, Scott."
They both laughed.
Perhaps that was the lesson all along.
Not every mystery needs to be solved immediately.
Not every question requires another late-night drive.
Sometimes it is enough to trust God, enjoy the company of those you love, and allow time to reveal what it will.
Scott smiled again.
He had almost let the mystery go.
Almost.
But not quite.
Perhaps that was why the answer felt so satisfying when it finally arrived.
Not because he had spent years searching.
But because a small part of him had never completely stopped wondering.
The marble remained.
The coffee was still warm.
And life, by the grace of God, moved forward.
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