👣 Biggie Bigfoot: Biggest Foot, a Variant

Biggie Bigfoot: Biggest Foot

Cryptid on the Loose

Banished from the basement of his parents’ home,

Biggie lumbers into the forests, eyes blazing red with hunger.

Roaring into the wild, each step shakes the earth beneath him,

A legend exiled, a myth with a mischievous grin.

From shadowed woods of the Pacific Northwest,

Where the Salish and Lummi whispered of hairy wild men,

He was born — footprints on Steroids in Northern California brought him to modern eyes…