4th October Thunder Blast: Roy’s Hocus Pocus Halloween at Night, October 31st, 2025 🫏 The Donkey Who Knew What Was Coming
Halloween at the
Green Meadow was alive
with candy, chaos, and wind. 🌪
General George manned the gate, while Pastor Criscoe’s T-Rex parachute display — a big image of a T-Rex printed on flapping material — caught the gusts and seemed alive as it whipped around 🦖.
Jay Further spun spooky tunes on a Yamaha PA system — the sound was heavenly, elevating the eerie energy all around, electrifying every gust of wind, every flapping leaf, every shadow in the Green Meadow.
Trees swayed, leaves flew, and though it was cold, we didn’t care; we were there for the kids.
Witches in the Wind
Adding to the magic, Witch Denise and Jane patrolled the grounds, looking truly divine.
Jane wore a silver spider-web costume, like the fairy godmother of the silver spiders 🕸️, shimmering in the wind, while Denise’s ensemble was equally enchanting. Both perfectly captured the Halloween spirit.
Michigan Dog Man Story
General George regaled everyone with the Michigan Dog Man story — a Bigfoot-like legend up north.
He’d gone Into a convenience store, warned by a local, looked it up on his phone, and sure enough, it was real.
Even his brother confirmed it:
“Hell yeah. Doesn’t everybody know about the Michigan Dog Man?”
Laughter mixed with disbelief filled the air 😂.
Animals Sensing Danger 🫏
Then the talk turned to how animals sense danger — tornadoes, earthquakes, storms.
Everyone knew a little, but no one knew all the details.
I thought, this is perfect — I’ll explain it, because no one else was around to tell the whole story.
The Donkey Who Knew
And then there was the donkey 🫏. Stubborn, small, seemingly ridiculous — yet it sensed what humans couldn’t.
Hooves felt subtle vibrations in the ground. Ears picked up low rumbles.
Have you seen the size of those darn big ears on a donkey? They swiveled, catching every whisper of the wind.
I tell you, brothers and sisters, donkeys can hear for miles, and not just ordinary sounds — the fine hairs in their ears can detect the tiniest shifts in air and wind, movements imperceptible to most other animals.
There’s really nothing else quite like it in the animal kingdom — a donkey can feel the world in ways that make you stop and wonder.
Then it brayed, loudly, insistently, as if to say, “You all better pay attention!”
I couldn’t help thinking what Hee-haw could possibly mean, perhaps, in Donkey Talk.
And in that moment, three things ran through my head:
1. I love you.
2. I’m tired — fussing over dumb stuff wasting time.
3. I want to write that piece about Kim Kardashian and the Apollo 11 lunar landing claim that it was staged.
Hee-haw. (Just like a donkey… bro.)
